The story in People Magazine only makes sense if Bristol Palin is getting married soon. Otherwise, stay tuned for an hilarious moment in the not so distant future when Bristol will have to admit that she did had limited understanding of human nature during her Oprah interview.
Bristol Palin Vows Not to Have Sex Again Until Marriage
By Catherine Donaldson-Evans
Sarah Palin’s 19-year-old daughter Bristol told Oprah Winfrey on Friday she’s made a pact not to have sex again until she’s married - a decision inspired by her own teen pregnancy. “I just think it’s a goal to have and other women should have that goal,” said Bristol, appearing on The Oprah Winfrey Show via satellite from Alaska.
Continue ReadingThe NY times yesterday reported in detail on the style breaches that the Salahis’ commited. Here are some funny lines at the end of the article.
It doesn’t seem to matter that the couple were never a threat. Nor does it seem to matter that security at the next state dinner will obviously be so tight that anyone who receives an invitation ought to leave the moment it arrives in the mail, because they’re going to have their IDs checked and retinas scanned for a good long time. Nor does it matter that the Salahis are now struggling with a fate so rich with irony it seems like something O. Henry scripted: A couple besotted with fame and media attention finally wins both, but by doing so lands in so much trouble that when every TV show in the country begs them to come on the air and blab, they have to say no. O.K., they accept one, the “Today” show. But that’s it. To every other invitation—yes, authentic invitations—they must decline. Seriously, Washington, think about how much that has to hurt the Salahis. Now, is that not punishment enough?
Continue ReadingHere is a funny question in a recent DEAR PRUDIE column. Prudie is right on target. The boyfriend did not simply have a religious awakening.
For the Love of God: My boyfriend won’t have sex with me for religious reasons. Should I leave him?
Dear Prudie, my wonderful boyfriend and I have been dating for nearly three years. This summer, we moved in together. This has brought us closer, and our relationship has flourished. We have discussed marriage, and I hope that it will be only a matter of time before we take that step. I grew up Catholic, while my boyfriend was “saved” (his words) during high school.
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