Dear Prudie: For the Love of God, Should I leave him?

Here is a funny question in a recent DEAR PRUDIE column. Prudie is right on target. The boyfriend did not simply have a religious awakening.

For the Love of God: My boyfriend won't have sex with me for religious reasons. Should I leave him?
Dear Prudie, my wonderful boyfriend and I have been dating for nearly three years. This summer, we moved in together. This has brought us closer, and our relationship has flourished. We have discussed marriage, and I hope that it will be only a matter of time before we take that step. I grew up Catholic, while my boyfriend was "saved" (his words) during high school. More...

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Good Comedy Lines by Roseanne Barr

Today is Roseanne Barr's birthday. Courtesy of the Writer's Almanac, here are some of her good lines.

Because [Roseanne] and her husband were short on money, she took a job outside the house, as a cocktail waitress. She began trying out her jokes, largely about the incompetence of the male species, and the people frequenting her bar loved it. To men who did not wash dishes, she said, "What's the matter -- is Lemon Joy kryptonite to your species?" and about husbands who couldn't find their own socks, she said, "They think the uterus is a tracking device." A lot of her comedy came from her observations and experiences as a housewife and stay-at-home mom.

"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."

"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"

"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."