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George Bush's Mea Culpa

image MAUREEN DOWD (NYT) ghostwrites George's Bush "Mea culpa." Don't hold your breath. Nothing of the sort will ever come out of George Bush's mouth.

Who's Sorry Now?

There's not much lately that we'd like to import from China.

Certainly not the yummy steamed buns stuffed with shredded cardboard soaked in a caustic agent used to make soap. Or the tasty toothpaste laced with an antifreeze ingredient. Or the scrumptious seafood with a chemical kick. Or those pet foods with kibbles and bits of poison.

But there is one thing made in China we could use: mea culpas of high officials.

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Posted by: Peter on Jul 15, 07 | 4:06 am | Profile [0] comments (936 views) |