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Archives: November 2006

TomKat's Wedding Picture

image When Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes failed to give the press a photo of their newborn child for six months, the tabloids started to accuse the couple of simply making up their baby story to create publicity. Here is a picture of their little girl, Suri, from yesterday's TomKat star wedding in Italy, which moves me to exclaim: Oh, she definitely has the eyes of the father!

Posted by: Peter on Nov 19, 06 | 3:44 am | Profile [0] comments (1005 views) | 

Uma Thurman's Words of Wisdom

image"It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet."

Posted by: Peter on Nov 18, 06 | 4:33 am | Profile [0] comments (1014 views) | 

Post-Election Cartoons

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Posted by: Peter on Nov 10, 06 | 1:49 am | Profile [0] comments (1007 views) | 

A Come-to-Daddy Moment

image Maureen Dowd at her best. Her column about the dismissal of Rumsfeld and her speculations how it happened are hilarious.

By MAUREEN DOWD (NYT)
Poppy Bush and James Baker gave Sonny the presidency to play with and he broke it. So now they’re taking it back.

They are dragging W. away from those reckless older guys who have been such a bad influence and getting him some new minders who are a lot more practical.

In a scene that might be called “Murder on the Oval Express,” Rummy turned up dead with so many knives in him that it’s impossible to say who actually finished off the man billed as Washington’s most skilled infighter. (Poppy? Scowcroft? Baker? Laura? Condi? The Silver Fox? Retired generals? Serving generals? Future generals? Troops returning to Iraq for the umpteenth time without a decent strategy? Democrats? Republicans? Joe Lieberman?)
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Posted by: Peter on Nov 09, 06 | 2:10 am | Profile [0] comments (977 views) | 

Jon Steward on the Outing of Gay Evangelical Leader



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Posted by: Peter on Nov 05, 06 | 8:16 pm | Profile [0] comments (940 views) | 

Before Borat the Movie

image Need some short piece of comedy to cheer up your workday. Then check out the funny TV episodes of Sacha Baron Cohen as Ali G and Borat. Go to Youtube.com and search for Ali G or Borat.

Posted by: Peter on Nov 03, 06 | 8:30 pm | Profile [0] comments (987 views) |