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In Heaven we are all Celebrities

I personally think that heaven will be like being at the comedy club all day long. But I seem to be alone in that belief. Barbara Walters interviewed big and small people about what they think is going to happen after death. Here is what they said:

By VIRGINIA HEFFERNAN (NYT)

'Heaven — Where Is It? How Do We Get There?' What to Expect When Expecting Heaven.

There's no contest. Of all the major religions, the Muslims have the most graphic view of heaven. It's refreshing, in fact. They don't mess around invoking vague spaces of peace and light; they come through with Relais et Châteaux specifics. One imam tells Barbara Walters on her ABC special tonight: "We will be in comfortable homes, reclining on silk couches. We will have people coming - servants, lovely servants, young youths to regale you, Barbara. Residing in gardens beyond which rivers flow." More...

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